Методическая разработка. Сценарий миниатюр на английском языке "Английский юмор"
методическая разработка (5 класс)

ENGLISH HUMOUR

Английский юмор

Школа № 371 

1. Artist and visitor

• That is cow grazing, sir.
• Where is the grass?
• The cow has eaten it.
• But where is the cow?
• What for do you think she may stay here after she has eaten all the grass?

2. A victim of football  

• My son is in bed,
• Ah!
•  a victim of football.
• But I didn’t even know he played the game.

He doesn’t. But he is a football fan; he sprained his larynx at the match last Saturday.

• Ha
• And he was kicked on the head by the fans of other team.

3. High temperature

• What is your name?
• My name? My name is Jack Johnson. I’m a champion, I’m a world champion, I’m a records man, and I’m a sportsman.
• Well, well.
• What are you doing?
• I’m trying a temperature.
• What is my temperature?
• 38
• Is this a world record? I’m Jack Johnson. I’m a champion, I’m a world champion, I’m a records man, and I’m a sportsman.

4. A girl that doesn’t want to go to school.

• I’m not going to school anymore.
• Why?
• On Monday, the teacher said 4 and 4 is 8. On Tuesday, she said 6 and 2 is 8. Today, she said 7 and 1 is 8. I’m not going back to school again until the teacher makes up her mind.
• Oh, my God.

5. Unbreakable toy

• Do you remember that unbreakable toy you gave him yesterday?

• Of course I do. Do you want to tell me that he has already broken it?

• Not at all. He has broken all his other toys with it.