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                                     CHEESE

Mrs Archer  Two eggs please, Mr Smith.  Brown eggs.

Mr Smith Two brown eggs. Here you are. (she gives money for the eggs)

Mr Smith Thank you. Goodbye.

Mrs Archer Goodbye.

MAN  Good morning.

Mr Smith Oh, hello, sir. Your cheese, sir? You want your cheese?

MAN Yes, please.

Mr Smith You always buy cheese.

MAN Yes.

Mr Smith You like cheese?

MAN No, I don`t like it.

Mr Smith No? But I don`t understand, sir. You buy cheese from me every day.

MAN  Yes. I buy it, but I don`t like it. I don`t eat it.(he puts the cheese in a bag and smiles)

MAN   I`m a photographer.

Mr Smith  Oh, yes?

MAN Look at these pictures. The people in them are happy.  They are smiling.

Mr Smith That`s good, sir.

Man The people smile, because they say “cheese”.

Mr Smith  What?

MAN Just a moment!  Look! I put some cheese on a table and I say, “ What`s that?”

           And what do they say? They say, “ CHEESE!” They say “cheese” and smile.

           They can`t say “cheese” and not smile. You can`t say cheese and not smile.