Jokes in English
материал по английскому языку (5 класс)

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Teacher: What is an island? Pupil: A piece of land surrounded by water except on one side. Teacher: On one side? Pupil: Yes, on top!

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Teacher: Give me three reasons why the world is round? Pupil: Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you says so!

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Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is 6 plus 4? Pupil: At once!

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Teacher: What is black and white black and white, black and white? Pupil: A zebra caught in a revolving door. +

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Teacher: What is the plural of mouse? Pupil: Mice. Teacher: Good, now what is the plural of baby? Pupil: Twins!

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Teacher: Why did the frog say meow? Pupil: It was learning a foreign language.

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Teacher: What do you call a sleeping bull? Pupil: a bulldozer!

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A little boy asks a driver: Could you give me a ride, please? I’m late for school. Driver: But I’m heading in the opposite direction, son. A little boy: Even better!

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Two snakes are chatting. One of them turns t o the other and asks: Are we poisonous? The other replies: Yes, we are. Why are you asking? “I’ve just bit my lip!”

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A guy found a sheep and showed him to a policeman. The policeman said: Take the sheep to the zoo, now. Next day the policeman sees the man with the sheep again. The policeman stop the guy and says: What on earth are you doing with that sheep? The guy says: What is there to do? Yesterday I took him to the zoo and now I’m taking him to the movies.

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Good bye!