Юмористический диалог "У доктора"
методическая разработка по английскому языку (9 класс) на тему

At Doctor’s

D: Next patient, please.

N: Doctor, I don’t know how to tell you, but there is a strange man, very odd man, I must say.

D: Calm down, my dear. A patient is always a patient, whoever he is.

N: OK, then, here he is.

P: Oh, doctor-doctor-doctor! Almighty Doctor! Help me, please. I have a reduced resistance to infection! The hardening of the arteries, increased blood pressure and it overworks my heart and kidneys. I have a stomach ulcer. In a word – I’m dying!

D: Sh-sh-sh, relax, mancub, and follow me!

P: Emmm…

D: Haven’t you read “The Jungle Book”?

P: I-I don’t understand…

D: No? OK, may be “to be or not to be – that is the question”… Do you like Shakespear?

P: But, doctor…

D: Mmm, none intelligence!

P: I’m, I’m..

D: and none sense of humour!... Well, what are you complaining of?

P: Oh, doctor! Nothing! I’m absolutely healthy in comparison with you, doctor! Thank you so much!

D: Next patient, please.