Lewis Carrol A MAD TEA-PARTY
проект по английскому языку (8 класс) по теме

Спектакль  учащихся 8а класса

Руководитель: учитель английского языка Штумпф Анна Юрьевна

A MAD TEA-PARTY

THE MARCH HARE (Горбулина Настя)

A DORMOUSE (Скабелин Богдан)

THE HATTER (Николаенко Настя)
ALICE (Кузьменкова Юля)

Alice enters.

ALL No room! No room!

ALICE There is plenty of room! (sits down)

THE M H Have some wine.

ALICE I don’t see any wine.

THE M H There isn’t any.

ALICE Then it wasn’t very civil of you to offer it!

THE M H It wasn’t very civil of you to sit down without being invited.

ALICE I didn’t know it was your table. It’s laid for a great many more than three.

THE HATTER Your hair wants cutting.

ALICE You should learn not to make personal remarks. It’s very rude.

THE HATTER (opens his eyes very wide) Why is a raven like a writing-desk?

ALICE I believe I can guess that.

THE M H Do you mean that you think you can find out the answer to it?

ALICE  Exactly so.

THE M H Then you should say what you mean

ALICE I mean what I say – that’s the same thing, you know.

THE HATTER Not the sane thing a bit! You might just as well say : “I see what I eat” is the sane thing as “I eat what I see “.

THE M H You might just as well say:“I like what I get” is the same thing as “ I get what I like”.

The DORMOUSE You might just as well say : “ I breathe when I sleep”  is the same thing as “I sleep when I breathe”

THE HATTER It is the same thing with you.

 (taking his watch)

What day of the month is it?

ALICE  The fourth.

THE HATTER Two days wrong! I told you your butter wouldn’t suit! (to THE M H)

THE M H It was the best butter!

THE HATTER But you shouldn’t put it in with the bread-knife!

ALICE What a funny watch! It tells the day of the month and doesn’t tell what clock it is!

THE HATTER Does your watch tell what year it is?

ALICE Of course not but that’s because it stays the same year for such a long time together.

THE HATTER Which is just the case with mine.

ALICE I don’t understand you.