English humour

Еnglish humour

Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation?"

"Yes, of course."

"Great! I never could before!"

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"Waiter, Waiter! Do you have chicken legs?"

"No, sir, I always walk like this!"

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"Waiter, waiter! This chicken only has one leg."

"Perhaps it's been in a fight, sir."

"In that case, bring me the winner!"

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"Doctor, Doctor, every time I drink a cup of coffee I get this stabbing pain in my eye!"

"I suggest you take the spoon out!"

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"Doctor, Doctor, I'm not well – can you give me something to make me better?"

"Take two teaspoons of this after every meal."

"But Doctor, I've only got one teaspoon!"